nah, he ran into her knife
he ran into her knife ten times
HE HAD IT COMING
HE ONLY HAS HIMSELF TO BLAME
IF YOU’D HAVE BEEN THERE
IF YOU HAD SEEN IT
I BET THAT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME
i cannot stress enough how much i love this post
dip n’ dots will make my panties drop
This was how you did it in 1995, guys.
What do you mean did?
medusa is a really cool drug, gets you stoned really fast
television’s finest ladies ★ Kitty Wilde (Glee)
Boys are like lumps of coal: they’re dirty and they’re cheap, and they get hot when they’re rubbed, and some turn into diamonds… so collect as many as you can.
my brain has too many tabs open
Most accurate thing ever
I can’t find the one that is playing that fucking song
This explains so much
when i say i want to marry my favorite celebrity i don’t mean just bang i mean like
i want to be making pancakes on sunday morning and have him walk downstairs in plaid pajama pants with messy hair and have him kiss me on the nose
I’d also bang him though
Like a screen door in a hurricane.
if you ever have to watch one american football game please watch the lions/eagles game going on right now. they’re playing in 7/8 inches of snow and they’re not allowed to clear the snow off the field
My uncle has been posting pictures since the start of the game guys you don’t understand this is hilarious
the lions fumbled six times in the first 18 minutes and are winning
I don’t ever watch football but this amuses me.
And this is why you always reblog RDJ
THEY DON’T TEACH FRENCH IN JAIL