There was a girl named Alyssa. She was a 20 year old college student living in Massachusetts, and she had a love of many things. Those things included (but were not limited to): music, the English language, Broadway musicals, apple-scented handsanitizer, Disney movies, Harry Potter, Team Starkid, Glee, fairy tales, and sharply dressed men in bowties.
And she lived happily ever after.
And THIS is what happens when Sarah says “JUST MAKE A FACE AND I’LL TAKE A PICTURE. JUST MAKE A FACE. MAKE ANY RANDOM FACE.”